I had this great plan 4 months ago that I would lose 30 lbs. just in time for my step-sister's wedding. Fast forward to one week until the wedding and I still have those 30 lbs. I sound like a broken record, right?
So my sister-in-law informed me of this great way to shed the lbs. quickly. Drum roll....wait for it.... the cabbage soup diet! I vaguely remember this but never really gave it much thought. It's obvious diets and I are arch enemies. I hate them. They hate me.
So I took a deep breath, bought the ingredients and whipped it up- all ready to tackle the diet plan this week.
http://www.cabbage-soup-diet.com/
Yup... I lasted until approximately 2:30 p.m. where you could have found me in the fetal position in my cubicle, my stomach making sounds I never knew it could make. The diet failed me. I failed the diet. I promptly popped a bag of popcorn and tried to find my sanity.
I made it half a day.
So what's a girl to do with these extra 30 lbs.? I'm trying a body wrap. If it's successful, I'll rave about it. And a word from me to the wedding cake: watch out, I'm coming for you!
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