Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Substitutes

I have to face the hard truth. I have to learn to like substitutes. Butter buds instead of REAL butter, 100-calorie packs instead of chocolate candy bars, Diet pop instead of REAL Mt. Dew... I can see this is going to get ugly. We can put the man on the moon but we can't invent a Diet Mt. Dew that doesn't taste like cat pee?

1 comment:

Chef Stinson Family said...

OMG! You totally made me laugh outloud with your last comment! Hilarious! I hear ya, I mean can't they come out with a piece of cheesecake that won't make you gain 4.6 pounds immediately after eating it?!? :o)