Toddler Quotes

I always forget the hilarious things my toddler says.  A few I've remembered...



The setting: in the car listening to Christmas music

Rea: 'Mommy, you sing! I can't because I'm the audience.'


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The setting: bathroom

Me: 'Honey you need to leave so mommy can use the bathroom.'

Rea: 'No mommy I can't. I need my privacy with you.'


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The setting: bathroom (literally Rea's 5th attempt at delaying bedtime)

Me: 'Honey you really need to hurry up so you can get back into bed.'

Rea: 'Mommy you really need to focus and go to work.'


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And because I can't do a post without a picture, I give you:

Lounging toddler feet