Yes, I am armed and dangerous. Dieters everywhere: beware!
I came home from the grocery store touting a ginormousincrediblyhuge tube of chocolate chip cookie dough. And I'm not afraid to use it. And by use it, I mean eat it.
Good thing the string in the waistband of my sweatpants has been lost years ago... Okay seriously though. I have to find a new job soon or else be forced to get a new larger wardrobe, and who has that kinda money?!
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